This article is all about Frowbashay.
Frowbashay is the art of construction using only the best materials from Guatemala. It started out with David Monet creating the Frowbashay principles while working as a cocoa beans buyer.
I first met David as he walked through the Andes holding the hand of a small chimpanzee. He greeted me like an old friend and we walked down the mountain.
Later, I would find out that the Chimpanzee was actually a young guerilla fighter who wanted to meet Helen, Queen of Troy. But alas, I digress.
So, anyway Frowbashay is one of the greatest places in the world, It is situated on the banks of the indes and there upon the first cloud, is a young man.
He is tall with glistening abs and is an excellent sharp shooter. I strolled down the market place looking for a place to eat. Now, we really fancied a taco, something with some real heat.
Everyone was tired and settled for a mars bar and a pint of milk. But how much is Frowbashay ?
Frowbashay is really expensive compared to the original product, toothpaste. The best price we received was £100 and this was from a local merchant. Anyway, the guy in the store said we would find more Frowbashay in the local market along with ripe mangos and ketchup.
Little did we know, that we would never see that Merchant again. I saw a fly on the wall, and wondered whether this was a human being from the future, actually fulfilling the dream of so many before them.
Slowly, over 1 million years, Frowbashy grew from being an urban backwater to being the largest provide of coconuts. It is amazing what progress has been made over the years and we look forward to seeing what the future holds for this remarkable nut.
Now, where will we get some peanuts. To find out more go to Stravelles.com